Investering ... Investments

Min veninde, Monica, sendte denne til mig på engelsk i går, og jeg syntes det var SÅ SJOV, at jeg oversættede det at dele!
My girlfriend, Monica, send this to me in English yesterday, and I thought it was SO FUNNY, that I translated it to share!

Hvis du har købt $1000 af aktier i Delta Luft for et år siden, har du $49 i dag.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you will have $49.00 today.


Hvis du har købt $1000 af aktier i AIG for et år siden, har du $33 i dag.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you will have $33.00 today.


Hvis du har købt $1000 af aktier i Lehmen Brødre for et år siden, har du $0 i dag.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you will have $0.00 today.


Men hvis du har købt $1000 af øl for et år siden, har drukket alle ølerne, og returnerede øldoser for at genbruge, har du modtaget $214.00.
But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for a recycling refund, you would have received $214.00.

Så den bedste investering plan er: DRIKKE SÅ MEGET SOM MULIGT OG GENBRUGE!
Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to DRINK ALOT AND RECYCLE!

Kender du at de gennemsnetlige Amerikanerne går 1450 km om året, og drikker ca. 83 litre af øl om året?
Did you know that the average American walks about 900 miles a year, and that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year?

Det betyder en gennemsnetlig Amerikaner "får 17 km. pr liter". Jeg er stolt at være en Amerikaner! :o)
That means that, the average American gets about 41 miles to the gallon! Makes you proud to be an American! :o)