Step 1: Buy tickets to ride the "SEJLBAHN" (Cable Car) that travels across the Rhine River in Köln (Cologne), Germany.
Step 2: Convince your mom that THIS IS GOING TO BE COOL even though she does have a small fear of heights AKA "fear of falling into the river"!
Step 3: Keep smiling at her, trying to make her feel more relaxed!
Step 4: OOOOOOO and AAAAAAAH about how fabulous everything looks from this view above the Rhine!
Step 5: Scream out, "OH MY GOD, THOSE PEOPLE ARE NAKED DOWN THERE!"
Step 6: Enjoy the rest of the ride because I assure you that she will not think about HEIGHTS again!
See!! FEAR OF HEIGHTS SOLVED!
6 comments:
Ah, how lovely it would be if we could cure all phobias by simply flashing people. ;)
Ha ha genialt, selvom jeg ikke helt forstår det med amerikanere, og nøgenhed. :) fortsat god ferie
Glad you could distract your Mom! But really, this obsession with the HORROR of nudity by some Americans is sometimes a bit much.
Ha ha! Bet those poor people didn't realize you could see them buck naked!
John and I saw alot of that in Germany. City Parks, along the river etc... LOL
Bet those poor people didn't realize you could see them buck naked!
I bet those people chose exactly that spot to flash their assets because the cable car was passing overhead.
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